snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

tags: #Best

qatu:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

tags: #YAS

danceycorpse:

condescendingchristian:

this pic honestly says it all

image

I don’t know what I expected

(Source: poledancing4jesus)

tags: #.-.
I am an invisible girl who falls for boys that shine like stars
—an assesment of myself (via cxlcium)
tags: #me

Why don’t we make a deal?

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby)

tags: #alweys

waenaglariel:

I’ll swim and sail on savage seas

with never a fear of drowning

and gladly ride the waves of life

if you would marry me

No scorching sun nor freezing cold

will stop me on my journey

if you will promise me your heart

And love me for eternity

Artist: Original:John Powell; Edit: wan4life
Track: "For the Dancing and the Dreaming (Music Box)"
Plays: 18,311 plays

wan4life:

                   ”For the Dancing and the Dreaming”

Stoick:
I’ll swim and sail on savage seas
With ne’er a fear of drowning
And gladly ride the waves of life
If you will marry me
No scorching sun
Nor freezing cold
Will

Gobber:
Will stop me on my jour-ney
Sorry

Stoick:
If you will promise me your heart
And love (sigh)

Valka:
And love me for eternity
My dearest one my darling dear
Your mighty words astound me
But I’ve no need of mighty deeds
When I feel your arms around me

Stoick:
But I would bring you rings of gold
I’d even sing you poetry [Valka: Oh, would you?]
And I would keep you from all harm
If you would stay beside me

Valka:
I have no use for rings of gold
I care not for your poetry
I only want your hand to hold

Stoick:
I only want you near me

BOTH:
To love to kiss to sweetly hold
For the dancing and the dreaming
Through all life’s sorrows and delights
I’ll keep your love beside me
I’ll swim and sail on savage seas
With ne’er a fear of drowning
And gladly ride the waves of life
If you will marry me

Gobber:
Me-eee-e
I’m still goin’
I’m done



Stoick finds beauty

I’ll swim and sail on savage seas

with never a fear of drowning

and gladly ride the waves of life

if you would marry me